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HUMAN GARBAGE

Hey guys, welcome to this week’s Rotonion. If you would like to caramelize your Rotonions, saute them in olive oil under medium heat until they turn golden brown. Anyway, let’s get to your questions. First off this week: Q1: "I've seen this tremendous douche around campus and he has a 'T' around ...

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His side

Hello everyone and welcome back to the Rotonion. Blah, blah, blah questions and stuff. So on and so forth, let’s get started! Q1: "How do I quit going to school and begin my pokemon journey if all these casuals keep having better pokemon than me in pokemon go?" Wait, is Pokemon Go still a thing? Listen, ...

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His side

Hello all, and welcome back to the Rotonion! We have more questions this week, surprise surprise. Lets get started, shall we? The first question of the week is: Q1: "My girlfriend is afraid of a common household condiment, how do i incorporate it into every home cooked meal without her knowing?" Ok, ...

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This is a crappy column

Hello Rotionioners, and welcome to this week’s question and answer column! It’s amazing that no one has told us to stop yet! Last week the questions were a bit dry, if I'm being honest. However, it seems as if you beautiful readers have heard my cry, because we have some interesting question nuggets ...

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You asked, I answered. Just not well.

Hello again, all five of you loyal readers, and my mother, who is forced to read this. It’s another week, which means more questions, because somehow we still haven’t been told to stop. Let’s get right to it, shall we? This first question this week is: "What item did you bring to college that ...

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How to stop procrastinating and other things

Hello all five of you beautiful people who read this trash week after week. (I appreciate you.)This week, we are still answering your questions, because it’s easier than coming up with our own topic and no one has told us to stop yet. Anywho, without further ado, here is our first question this week: Q1: ...

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More Questions

Hello esteemed Rotonion readers and/or people who are just leafing through the paper because they are bored in D-Hall. (Don’t worry we’ve all done it.) This week we are back with more As for your Qs. I hate writing introductions, so let’s just get started shall we? Q1: "I am a Gemini and ...

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Are Apple's new AirPods worth the hype?

Do you remember back in September, when Apple announced the new iPhone 7, sans headphone jack? Do you remember that they also introduced us to what they believed to be the future of headphones, and the solution to headphone problems: Airpods. Due to my high caliber dorkiness, I put in an order for the ...

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Let's A some Qs

Hello readers! All five-ish of you. This week we are back at it with more questions, mostly because Cassie and I have become too lazy to come up with our own topics anymore. But that aside, let’s get started! Q1: “Why does Farmville have so many sirens for such a small town?” This, this is a good ...

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IT'S QUESTION TIME

Hello all five of you readers out there, and welcome back to the Rotonion! It’s been a while hasn’t it? I’m going to go ahead and save you the “new year, new us, a lot has changed (insert political joke)” bs, mostly because I am too lazy to write a coherent intro, but also because I am excited ...

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