Hello everyone and welcome back to the Rotonion. Blah, blah, blah questions and stuff. So on and so forth, let’s get started!
Q1: "How do I quit going to school and begin my pokemon journey if all these casuals keep having better pokemon than me in pokemon go?"
Wait, is Pokemon Go still a thing? Listen, I’ll level with you here; I know nothing about Pokemon Go. I played the game for a week, and I was that guy who joined the yellow team. In short, I am far from an expert in the topic. I can however, share this bit of advice from the Longwood website:
“Current Longwood students that are not planning on continuing their enrollment with Longwood University after the completion of the term are required to formally withdraw. In order to officially withdraw, students must meet with a staff member in the Office of the Registrar. The formal withdrawal process will ensure cancellation of housing assignments, registered courses, tuition, and other associated charges.”
There you have it, the rest is up to you. How you plan to make money on a game that I don’t think anyone plays anymore is up to you. And if I’m wrong, and you’re upset, The Rotunda meetings are on Mondays at 7 p.m., so you can kill me there.
Q2: "what song should I sing for karaoke?"
When in doubt, "Wonderwall."
Yes, I know it’s over-done, but there is a method to my madness here.
So, first off, if you are on stage to sing for karaoke, then you’ve made a series of mistakes that I cannot help you with.
What I can help you with is not making a fool of your assumedly drunk self.
This is why you need to sing a song everyone knows forward and backward, drunk or sober. Enter "Wonderwall." All you have to do is get the chorus started, then the audience won’t be able to help but take over. This is due to what science calls DIWA syndrome, or “Damn-it, it’s 'Wonderwall again” syndrome, where the affected individual can’t help but sing to the catchy chorus.
Boom, now the audience is singing, and no one will know that you don’t sing like Michael Buble.
Also, screw you for making me spell karaoke.
