Hello all, and welcome back to the Rotonion! We have more questions this week, surprise surprise. Lets get started, shall we?
The first question of the week is:
Q1: "My girlfriend is afraid of a common household condiment, how do i incorporate it into every home cooked meal without her knowing?"
Ok, well, I’m no Gordon Ramsay, but It’s going to be pretty difficult for me to tell you how to cook with a common household condiment if I don’t know what the condiment in question is. However I am just going to assume that it’s the most common of household condiments, Banana Ketchup (It’s real, I promise).
I understand the monumental challenge you face by having to incorporate banana ketchup into your everyday menu, but allow me to provide you with a recipe to get you started.
(In Gordon Ramsay’s beautiful voice) Here is a beautiful recipe for Chicken Fingers with Banana Ketchup:
Place the bananas, rice wine vinegar, jalapeño, onion, ginger, allspice, curry powder, soy sauce, vanilla extract and tomato paste in the work bowl of a food processor or blender. Process until smooth and creamy. Set aside until ready to serve.
Preheat the oven to 375°F and line a large baking sheet with parchment.
Add the chicken to a large bowl, drizzle with the oil and season with salt and pepper. Mix until the chicken is well coated with the oil.
Add the shredded, unsweetened coconut and panko crumbs to a food storage bag and shake to combine. Add about half of the chicken fingers and shake to coat. Arrange them in a single layer on the baking sheet and repeat the process with the remaining chicken.
Bake for 16 to 20 minutes, or until the chicken is cooked through. Be careful not to overcook.
Serve with banana ketchup for dipping.
Makes 8 appetizer servings.
With that out of the way, on to the next question.
Q2: "Hedgehog vs fox. Please help settle the disagreement my friend and I are having on which is better."
Ok, Why? What is the context of this argument? Why does it matter?
You know what, it’s not my job to ask, let’s just get to answering.
I’m going to say Hedgehog, because not only are they adorable, but they are also spikey. They are like little bunnies with spikes! How could they not win.
I mean, granted, if we are talking about a fight here, the fox would destroy the hedgehog, but the hedgehog is the better animal. Spikey floofs all day every day.
I hope I was able to provide some ridiculous answers to your ridiculous questions, see you losers next week.
