Chad Macdonald Opinions Staff

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Eating Shrimp Will Destroy America: Cocktail parties and the American moral fiber

By Chad Macdonald Opinions Staff | September 10

There is an abomination that plagues America, an unspeakable act that destroys the very social structure we have based America on, and that our forefathers fought to maintain. Leviticus has damned this act, yet millions of Americans still bumble their way down a path of hot coals into Satan’s clutches. ...

Chad Macdonald Opinions Staff

Eating Shrimp Will Destroy America: Cocktail parties and the American moral fiber

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