Happy Halloween! Or as some people say, Happy Get-Mega-Intoxicated-and-Make-Bad-Decisions-While-Dressed-like-a-PokeStop Day!
Halloween is great. It’s the only time of the year where cosplaying is not only accepted, it’s required in some circles. It also just so happens to be a fantastic time to get away with wearing little-to-no clothing AND doing it with your closest friends. Who needs to be scary when you can dress up as the same thing (mummy, vampire, etc.) and attract members of the male sex? It just makes too much sense.
With all this opportunity, it’s just a shame that people neglect their creative sides every year. I’m sure we’ve all seen the sexy cat girl, sexy deer girl, sexy Harambe girl. Guys, the sexy-animal thing is so overdone, and to be honest, it’s a little too close to Furries for my taste.
Dressing scantily clad is totally cool for one day in the entire year. So, if you’re going to do it, do with some self-expression.
For those of you at a loss, here are some unique sexy costume ideas for different personalities:
Sexy Scrabble Board – I feel like the appeal for this costume speaks for itself. We’re in college. Everyone in college is assigned mass quantities of readings and writing assignments at one point or another. Why not turn that nightmare into something provocative? That’s right, ladies. You can simultaneously look attractive while reminding people of their grammatical ineptitude. Terrifying.
Sexy Big Bird – For those of you looking for something less gut-wrenchingly horrifying than illiteracy, you can dress up as an alluring version of everyone’s favorite giant, yellow bird. A lot of people have a tendency to wear a costume of a famous character, and you can achieve this by embracing your inner toddler. The plus: people will associate you with childhood nostalgia AND still find you attractive. You can’t lose with this one.
Sexy American Flag – Because ‘Merica. Let’s break this one down. The two things people around these parts seem to love most are ‘Merica and sex appeal. With this costume, you get both! There’s literally nothing more appealing than this costume, except maybe respect for our national symbol and not freezing to death in the middle of fall. But that’s a big maybe.
Sexy Corn on the Cob – Everyone loves food, and most of those people love corn. If you don’t, you’re in the wrong country. It’s in almost everything we eat. This costume is almost as patriotic as the American flag. Embrace your heritage. Embrace the cob. Be the cob. But don’t forget to be sexy because that’s a waste of a perfectly good holiday that has nothing to do with sultry starches.
There you have it! It is totally possible to show some skin and be unique at the same time. Just remember to be safe and have a spooky Halloween!
*Author’s Note: All of these costumes are available for purchase on the internet with a quick Google search. Making it yourself is not required. Although, it is respected.
In a sexy scrabble board outfit, you can simultaneously look attractive while reminding people of their grammatical ineptitude.
